Weird Al Yankabit

Type: Real Weirdie

Smarts	4	Bod	3
RWP	4	Luck	6
Driving	5	Looks	?
Cool	2	Bonk	1

Powers: Talk To Aliens, Deep Freeze, Temporal Funk
Knacks: Cop a Feel +7, Get Sympathy From the Ladies +3, Frame Others +2
Traits: Clammy, Grabby, What the Hell is Under There?

There's slander going around the school. For some reason, all the guys are blaming Al for their own pervesions. Seriously, what girl would believe that poor, innocent little Al would grab them like that? Jerks!